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Friday, September 18, 2015

Free Booze Friday: Get to Know Lorraine

by Sydney "Brown Nose" Blanchard

If you haven't heard yet, Free Booze Friday is officially a thing up and running at Geek Nation. So far, we've released seven of the episodes, and they've been getting a lot of love. We're stoked!

We've got a cast of hilarious characters on Free Booze Friday, but what are they like when they're not drunkenly harassing Jay?

We decided to have each of them fill out a Myspace survey circa 2007 to find out who they REALLY are. Check out Lorraine's answers down below.

1. Last beverage:

A nice glass of Yellowtail!

2. Last phone call:

My third husband Carl called to tell me the cat we share custody of died. Rest in peace, Mittens.

3. Last song you listened to:

"London Bridge" by Fergie

4. Last time you cried:

I'm crying right now.

5. Have you dated someone twice?

I married, divorced, and remarried my first husband Craig.

6. Have you lost someone special?

Yes, my dearly departed fifth husband Christopher. Or was it Chester...? No, it was Christopher!

7. If you could change your name, what would it be?

I might as well change my name to Madonna. People are always confusing me for her!

8. What did you do for your last birthday?

Went to the Taj Mahal with my late husband Christopher. There, I met a snake charmer named Raja who taught me a thing or two about charming his snake if you know what I mean ;)

9. What time did you wake up today?

I woke up at 11 a.m. today

10. Name something you CANNOT wait for?

I CANNOT wait to get to the bottom of this stupid survey

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13. Height:


14. Tattoos:

Wouldn't you like to know!